THAT’S FINE TOM, BUT ONLY ON THE CONDITION YOU MAKE THEM ALL WEAR THOSE LITTLE TRUNKS.
The only problem we have with Tom Daley is that he’s not in One Direction. It’s a niche problem we know, but a quandary nonetheless.
As it happens, Tom also wouldn’t mind if he strutted his stuff in one of their music videos – they are all totes bezzie mates, after all.
"I've met them all and I'm in contact with most of them,” the fittie diver told Heat.
"They're all really nice guys. Louis came and watched the final. Liam wanted to but couldn't get tickets."
He added: "If they ever need me for a music video, I'll go in the background and do a bit of clicking. I'm not a singer though. Cheryl will need to teach me to sing and dance."
You know what Tommy D, the fact that you can’t sing or dance won’t be a problem, maybe the boys could just employ you to go along and give Zayn Malik swimming lessons, he’s proper scared of the water, ‘im.
How would you feel about Tom becoming the sixth member of 1D, would it make your ovaries explode thus resulting in le deadness? Let’s hope not, eh.